The interactive fiction I've spent way too long writing, all 55,000 words of it, is released! Here's hoping a couple people play and like it. If you find yourself reading this, thanks for even clicking on this extremely niche, odd piece of work. The biggest thanks to my best friends and partners for play testing this thing for me, especially the really dirty parts. If you'd like any more information, including my contact for bug reporting, check out my homepage.